You don't have to like me, but you have to respect me. What you give is what you get - don't complain when I serve it right back to ya. I can be a douchebag and I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm honest, I'm blunt and I lack a lot of tact. I'd like to say I'm classy, but I tend to prove myself otherwise too many times...
But I'm also a fan of being real, respectful and kind to others.
Being a loser is being cooler than a fake.